I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
Sex is nice too.
I was honestly expecting this to turn into a demonic sacrifice and now I’m disappointed
i don’t want sex, i want the things leading up to it. the slow kissing, then passionate kissing. slitting his throat and letting the blood drip into a bowl while chanting for satan to take his soul in exchange for pizza
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it
Did I leave the oven on?
Did I forget to tell Jawn i’m alive?
no get out
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND OMG
i’m cry iNG
OHMYGOD. The Smack It! page! *cackles*
why does this keep getting note
HAS ANYONE TWEETED HIM YET BECAUSE HE WOULD LOVE THIS
IF PANEM WASN’T SO FUCKED UP I BET RUE WOULD GO TO PROM AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND SHIT WOW BUT NO SHE HAD TO DIE BYE IM EMOTIONAL
AND KATNISS WOULD BE A HAPPY SMILING GIRL WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND A VIOLIN OR GUITAR OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF A BOW AND ARROW
But peeta would still get abused at home
Well aren’t you a little ray of sunshine
By the way, this is a silkie chicken.
oH MY GODS HE ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN
FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL I’M SORRY
HE PROBABLY DIDN’T EAT THE FLUFFY CHICKEN, HE PROBABLY ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL
nope not at all